Clerks was released in 1994 by Kevin Smith, starring Brian O'Halloran. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 32 minutes. The movie generated a return of $3,123,555.
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Genre: Comedy
Series: Clerks
Budget: $27,575
Revenue: $3,151,130
Mallrats was released in 1995 by Kevin Smith, starring Jason Lee. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 34 minutes. The movie generated a return of $-3,877,439.
"You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall. Eventually, they decide to try and win back their significant others and take care of their respective nemeses.
Genre: Romance
Budget: $6,000,000
Revenue: $2,122,561
Chasing Amy was released in 1997 by Kevin Smith, starring Ben Affleck. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 54 minutes. The movie generated a return of $11,771,272.
"I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider."
Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything is going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
Genre: Comedy
Budget: $250,000
Revenue: $12,021,272
Dogma was released in 1999 by Kevin Smith, starring Ben Affleck. The movie has a runtime of 2 hours and 10 minutes. The movie generated a return of $21,429,330.
"God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus."
The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
Genre: Fantasy
Budget: $10,000,000
Revenue: $31,429,330
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back was released in 2001 by Kevin Smith, starring Kevin Smith. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 44 minutes. The movie generated a return of $11,788,161.
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travels to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.
Genre: Comedy
Budget: $22,000,000
Revenue: $33,788,161
Jersey Girl was released in 2004 by Kevin Smith, starring Ben Affleck. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 42 minutes. The movie generated a return of $492,921.
"My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus"!"
Ollie Trinke is a young, suave music publicist who seems to have it all, with a new wife and a baby on the way. But life deals him a bum hand when he's suddenly faced with single fatherhood, a defunct career and having to move in with his father. To bounce back, it takes a new love and the courage instilled in him by his daughter.
Genre: Comedy
Budget: $35,000,000
Revenue: $35,492,921
Clerks II was released in 2006 by Kevin Smith, starring Brian O'Halloran. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 37 minutes. The movie generated a return of $21,888,376.
"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform ... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.""
A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.
Genre: Comedy
Series: Clerks
Budget: $5,000,000
Revenue: $26,888,376
Zack And Miri Make A Porno was released in 2008 by Kevin Smith, starring Seth Rogen. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 42 minutes. The movie generated a return of $18,105,111.
"Everybody wants to see anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?""
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Genre: Comedy
Budget: $24,000,000
Revenue: $42,105,111
Cop Out was released in 2010 by Kevin Smith, starring Bruce Willis. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 47 minutes. The movie generated a return of $25,583,804.
"I could knit the fuck outta a big nice sweater!"
Already strapped for cash and trying to pay for his daughter's wedding, Jimmy decides to sell a rare baseball card that's worth tens of thousands. Unfortunately, when the collector's shop is robbed and the card vanishes with the crook, Paul and Jimmy end up going rogue, tracking down the card and the drug ring behind its theft, all on their own time and without any backup - except for each other.
Genre: Action
Budget: $30,000,000
Revenue: $55,583,804
Red State was released in 2011 by Kevin Smith, starring Michael Parks. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 28 minutes. The movie generated a return of $-2,895,318.
"People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe."
Set in Middle America, a group of teens receive an online invitation for sex, though they soon encounter Christian fundamentalists with a much more sinister agenda.
Genre: Horror
Budget: $4,000,000
Revenue: $1,104,682
Jay And Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie was released in 2013 by Kevin Smith, starring Jason Mewes. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 3 minutes.
"Man, how the fuck do they expect a pair of hapless motherfuckers like us to make a living in this new enlightened world? The salad days are over for low-level suburban weed whackers like us, Lunchbox."
When they can no longer stomach the ever-growing weed of suburban crime, Jay and Silent Bob take on the mantles of costumed avengers Bluntman and Chronic, smashing the super-villains they accidentally create! Can the Doobage Duo save their beloved Jersey 'burbs from their new arch enemies, The League of Shitters? While clearly not the comic book movie the world wants, GROOVY MOVIE is the comic book movie the world needs!
Genre: Comedy
Tusk was released in 2014 by Kevin Smith, starring Justin Long. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 42 minutes. The movie generated a return of $-1,117,926.
"It's good to cry. It separates us from the animals. Shows you have a soul."
When his best friend and podcast co-host goes missing in the backwoods of Canada, a young guy joins forces with his friend's girlfriend to search for him.
Genre: Comedy
Budget: $3,000,000
Revenue: $1,882,074
Yoga Hosers was released in 2016 by Kevin Smith, starring Lily-Rose Depp. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 28 minutes.
"You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world."
Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.
Genre: Comedy
Budget: $5,000,000
Jay And Silent Bob Reboot was released in 2019 by Kevin Smith, starring Kevin Smith. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 45 minutes.
"I used to think life was all about me. I was the hero of my own story, a Bruce Wayne of one lifelong issue of Detective Comics, so for speak. And then that kid came along and suddenly you realize you're not Bruce Wayne anymore. You're Thomas Wayne. Or Bruce Wayne's mom, whose name escapes me."
Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.
Genre: Comedy
Revenue: $1,011,305
Clerks III was released in 2022 by Kevin Smith, starring Jeff Anderson. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 40 minutes.
"You saved my life, man. Wish I had a life worth saving."
After narrowly surviving a massive heart attack, Randal enlists his old friend Dante to help him make a movie immortalizing their youthful days at the little convenience store that started it all.
Genre: Comedy
Series: Clerks
Budget: $7,000,000
Kevin Smith is an American filmmaker, born and raised in New Jersey. His fondness for New Jersey can be witnessed in his movies. Clerks, his first movie, was filmed in the convenience store where Smith was employed. Clerks went on to win the most prestigious award at the Sundance Film Festival. Miramax then brought it to theatres.